| All I want for Christmas is tequila in my stocking
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| Get them sleigh bells rocking
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| Grandma pop and locking
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| Bubba brought a new girl that nobody even knows
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| I think she shrunk her clothes
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| But that’s just how it goes
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| Mrs. Claus is drinking white claws on the roof
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| Uncle Santa brought a batch of hundred proof, shoot
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| I’m getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
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| I don’t give a jingle bell what, who is it? |
| Listen
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| I’ve been naughty, I’ve been nice
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| Made my list and checked it twice
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| I got you so I got everything I want
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| I’m getting jingle bell drunk (drunk) this Christmas
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| Jingle bell drunk (drunk) who is it?
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| I’ll admit that I’m a little mistletoe tipsy
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| Feeling all frisky
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| So baby come and kiss me
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| Maybe after presents we can go and hit a backroad
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| Say we’re headed to the MAPCO
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| 'Cause we’re out of tobacco
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| Momma won’t believe a word I say
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| She’ll just roll her eyes and say, «Sure, okay»
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| I’m getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
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| I don’t give a jingle bell what, who is it? |
| Listen
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| I’ve been naughty, I’ve been nice
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| Made my list and checked it twice
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| I got you so I got everything I want
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| I’m getting jingle bell drunk (drunk) this Christmas
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| Jingle bell drunk (drunk) who is it?
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| Mrs Claus is drinking white claws on the roof
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| Uncle Santa brought a batch of hundred proof (and poof)
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| We’re getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
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| I don’t give a jingle bell— who is it? |
| Listen
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| I’ve been naughty, I’ve been nice
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| Made my list and checked it twice
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| I got you so I got everything I want
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| I’m getting jingle bell drunk (drunk) this Christmas
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| Jingle bell drunk (drunk) who is it?
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| Jingle bell drunk (drunk) this Christmas
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| Jingle bell drunk (drunk) who is it?
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| Drinking all the way |