| Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
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| At ease
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| Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
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| A patient, better driver
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| A safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
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| Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
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| No paranoia
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| Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
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| Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
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| Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall)
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| Favours for favours
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| Fond but not in love
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| Charity standing orders
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| On Sundays ring road supermarket
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| (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
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| Car wash (also on Sundays)
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| No longer afraid of the dark
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| Or midday shadows
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| Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
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| Nothing so childish
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| At a better pace
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| Slower and more calculated
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| No chance of escape
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| Now self-employed
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| Concerned (but powerless)
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| An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
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| Will not cry in public
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| Less chance of illness
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| Tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
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| A good memory
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| Still cries at a good film
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| Still kisses with saliva
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| No longer empty and frantic
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| Like a cat
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| Tied to a stick
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| That’s driven into
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| Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
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| Calm
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| Fitter, healthier and more productive
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| A pig
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| In a cage
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| On antibiotics |