| Hey
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| Yeah, you know it’s bottle
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| Yeah Markie ah-ya-ya-ya
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| Hey Markie gimme that right there
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| Caught a fish on Monday
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| By Tuesday the scales be gone
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| Wednesday I’m gettin' fired again
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| From a job that I don’t want (So fuck Thursday)
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| Friday I’ll have a drink with my friends
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| Saturday I’ll be drinkin' alone (Yeah)
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| But don’t you call me on Sunday
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| 'Cause on Sunday, (Yeah, yeah) Sunday I’ll be stayin' home
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| And you can tell my boss I ain’t comin' in today
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| I been workin' overtime and I’m feelin' like a slave
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| 'Cause I punch in, punch out, and my time has run out
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| But this time I’m runnin' out like money in my bank account
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| Me work all day at this job we slave government got hell to pay (Got hell to
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| pay)
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| So we drink all day, Lord forgive my ways but you know that will never change
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| (Will never change)
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| But this for all the times I been waitin' to took
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| My boss think I’m comin' back but I’m here baitin' a hook
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| I got my fishin' pole, cold beer, baby I’m good
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| You think I’m comin' back to work, you can wait for the hook, I’m like
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| Caught a fish on Monday
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| By Tuesday the scales be gone
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| Wednesday I’m gettin' fired again
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| From a job that I don’t want (So fuck Thursday)
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| Friday I’ll have a drink with my friends
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| Saturday I’ll be drinkin' alone
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| But don’t you call me on Sunday
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| 'Cause on Sunday, Sunday I’ll be stayin' home
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| (Oh-oh-oh-oh) Sunday I’ll be stayin' home (Woah)
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| (Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
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| Any overpass or any shady bank
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| I’m just lookin' for a cast for these Louisiana Pinks
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| I’m gonna hook 'em in the lip and pull 'em until they flip
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| Or at least catch a buzz with Sailor Jerry every trip
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| That’s my road dog, me, him and Uncle Jack
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| And we brought some chicken livers if we want some butter cats
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| But my boss keep callin', I ain’t called his number back
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| Hope he don’t give me the axe like I was a lumber jack
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| 'Cause I need that check for booze and bait
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| Plus I paid for offshore I got a cruise to make
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| And like a weddin' invite they told me save the date
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| So like a DMV line my job can wait, because I just
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| Caught a fish on Monday
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| By Tuesday the scales be gone
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| Wednesday I’m gettin' fired again
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| From a job that I don’t want (So fuck Thursday)
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| Friday I’ll have a drink with my friends
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| Saturday I’ll be drinkin' alone
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| But don’t you call me on Sunday
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| 'Cause on Sunday, Sunday I’ll be stayin' home
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| (Oh-oh-oh-oh-woah) Sunday I’ll be stayin' home
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| (Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
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| I’m a job site lunchtime missin' man
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| I’m a skip a day of work and go fishin' fan
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| Like to roll through the week and creep with no plan
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| I’m a white trash boy that don’t give a damn
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| 'Bout nothin' but my Evinrude takin' me out
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| No doubt boss man’s probably hatin' me out
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| Came home from the river passed out on the couch
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| Woke up scaled my fish and started guttin' him out
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| I love throwin' out the Zebco waitin' for the line drops
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| Chillin' in the sunshine pumpin' on the pine tops
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| I was told I could shoot for the stars
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| Cold 190 proof now we’re finishin' jars
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| Caught a fish on Monday
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| By Tuesday the scales be gone
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| Wednesday I’m gettin' fired again
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| From a job that I don’t want (So fuck Thursday)
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| Friday I’ll have a drink with my friends
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| Saturday I’ll be drinkin' alone
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| But don’t you call me on Sunday
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| 'Cause on Sunday, Sunday I’ll be stayin' home
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| (Oh-oh-oh-oh) Sunday I’ll be stayin' home (Woah)
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| (Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
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| Sunday I’ll be stayin' home
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| Sunday I’ll be stayin' home
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| Sunday I’ll be stayin' home
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| Sunday I’ll be stayin' home
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| Sunday I’ll be stayin' home
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| Stayin' home |