| So, um, actually I was in love with this fella’s best friend
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| He was way more good looking and um, anyway
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| He fancied my best friends, that kinda screwed things up for me
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| But I thought, you know, if I get together with the best mate
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| I get to hang out with the guy I really like
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| So I did, you know?
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| Um, but I was a virgin
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| And he was not, that’s true
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| He was also, I think a drug addict already
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| But um, anyway, so we hung out as a foursome a lot
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| He was a terrible kisser
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| And the other guy looked like a really good kisser
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| I used to watch the others kissing and it was like hot, really hot
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| Anyway, finally, we go to this party
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| And my sister is dating this guy I’m seeing’s brother, right
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| So they go off for a wander in the fields
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| And I know what they’re going to do
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| And then the guy that I’m seeing says
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| «Do you wanna go for a walk?»
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| And I’m like, oh, shit
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| But I went, «Okay, sure,"and he was leaving that night to go to the airport
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| So I thought, you know what can go wrong?
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| If it does go wrong, he’s leaving so you know
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| If he abducts me, he can only abduct me for like an hour
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| So then, we go for a walk
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| And uh, we lie down in this field and this full moon, so romantic
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| Except it’s not romantic 'cause they’re fucking prickles all over my ass
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| And like in my head and my neck
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| And he’s like dry humping me
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| But I just go with it, you know?
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| Then he’s like getting his donger out
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| And putting on a you know what
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| And then he goes
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| «Guide me»
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| And I’m like, no |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Ozzie Girl , by - R Plus. Song from the album The Last Summer, in the genre Электроника