| You don’t have to take the bar exam to see
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| What you’ve done is ignoramus 103
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| What’ve I got to hang my hat on You don’t have a pot to pee in All this just to be your friend
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| I was there until the end
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| Extortion and arson, petty larceny
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| I know you called, I know you called, I know you called
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| I know you called, I know you called, I know you hung up my line
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| Star 69
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| I know all about the warehouse fire
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| I know squirrelys didn’t chew the wires
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| 3 people have my number
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| The other 2 were with me I don’t like to tell-tell but I’m not your patsy
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| This time you have gone too far with me
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| (repeat chorus)
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| Why’d you put your quarter down on me?
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| This reads like some dork inside edition hard copy
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| I can’t be your character witness
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| I can’t be your alibi
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| Doorbell rings it’s the FBI
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| We learned spy vs. spy
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| You my friend, are guilty as can be I know you called, I know you called, I know you called
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| I know you called, I know you called, I know you hung up my line
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| I know you called, I know you called, I know you called
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| I know you called, I know you called, I can’t be your alibi
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| Star 69 |