Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song King Of Comedy , by - R.E.M.. Release date: 31.10.2019
Song language: English
King Of Comedy |
| Make your money with a suit and tie |
| Make your money with shrewd denial |
| Make your money expert advice |
| If you can wing it |
| Make your money with a power ply |
| Make your money with a buyout bribe |
| You can lie |
| As long as you mean it |
| I’m not king of comedy |
| Grease the pig, give a squeeze |
| (Squeeze me) |
| Make your money with exploitation |
| Make it holy illumination |
| Say a prayer at every station |
| Don’t forget to ask for mercy |
| Make your money with a pretty face |
| Make it easy with product placement |
| Make it charged with controversy |
| I’m straight, I’m queer, I’m bi |
| I’m not king of comedy |
| I’m not your magazine |
| I’m not your television |
| Make your money, make it rich |
| Make it young and make it quick |
| Make your money on the jukebox, baby |
| Let’s pick up sticks |
| Make your enemies make your moves |
| Make your critics fumble through |
| Make it smart and make it schmooze |
| Make it look easy |
| I’m not king of comedy |
| I’m not your magazine |
| I’m not your television |
| I’m not your movie screen |
| I’m not commodity |
| I’m not commodity |
| I’m not commodity |
| (All together now) |