Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Big Snatch, artist - R.A. The Rugged Man. Album song All My Heroes Are Dead, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 16.04.2020
Record label: Nature Sounds
Song language: English
The Big Snatch |
I’ve warned you about women, they’re just going to make you unhappy and ruin |
your life! |
Grotesque music |
Yabba dabba dabba doo |
Yabba dabba dabba doo |
What would any girl want you for? |
Face facts, son, you’re not good looking, you’re fa- you’re fat |
You’re fat |
You’re such a cunt, mom |
Even as a little boy nobody liked you |
My dick is a biblical plague, spitting frogs and locusts |
I’m like supercalifragi- fuck it, bitch suck on my gross dick |
My cock’s deadly, that’s the medical prognosis |
Doctors could use my semen as bug spray to kill roaches |
I’ve been the world’s grossest since Hall and Oates wrote hits with more |
ferocious explosions than rollin' with Golan Globus |
I explode noses, the backhand break faces |
All you pussy millennials better hide in your safe spaces |
I’m an anarchist, bitch, I live for pandemonium |
I urinate sulfuric acid and I shit plutonium |
Sing to the chick, trickin' the trick, I’m fingerin' it, lickin' the clit, |
Givin' it a fit, hit it with a brick, stick it with the dick |
I’m slicker than Rick, go! |
The dirty dick derelict, foul mouth rhetoric |
Welcome to my world, bitch |
Every chick that I stick, the bottom of the slime pit |
Welcome to my world, bitch |
The big titty snorkeler, the pimp pussy auctioner |
Welcome to my world, bitch |
Thumbs up, Henry Winkler, the sick clit tingler |
Welcome to my world, bitch |
Please go away |
Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please go away |
One day, a fine-as-wine high-class dime had appeared |
She said she was an actress looking to start a career |
So then I lied and told her that I was Lars von Trier |
Now get your ass in here and have a beer, I grabbed the rear |
I started rappin' in her ear 'n' told her I was Slug from Atmosphere |
And when I said that, she swung from my dick like a chandelier |
She had a longer vagina wall than the Great China Wall |
I cleaned the dirty pussy with a washcloth and Lysol |
The fish was more enormous than the Great White Whale Orca |
If the Statue of Liberty had a pussy it’d be smaller |
It was the giant mother of all twats |
Her pussy lips looked like the blankets they used to give Indians smallpox |
I sucked on the slob’s tits, started givin' her twat licks |
But her pussy was more hairier than Chewbacca’s armpits |
An STD came to get me riding on a Jet Ski |
When she squirted, it’s like the water parted in the Red Sea |
The lyrics might sound misogynist, but the crabs inside her vagina were stage |
divin' and jumpin' in moshpits |
More insects than flypaper, pussy size of a skyscraper |
She uses NASA’s space rockets as a vibrator, that’s my word |
The clit was the Titanic iceberg |
So I licked it 'til it melted and the climax occurred |
And the vaginal warts on the cunt started beatboxin', ugghh |
Fuck it, keep the beat droppin', I’ma keep rockin' |
I make the cunt cum fast, I piss nails and upchuck glass |
I toss the moon at the Earth and make the Sun crash |
I drink cyanide milkshakes, and I snort mustard gas |
Fuck it, I ruptured the cunt, and then I sucked the slut’s ass |
9 months later, the Earth shook and the bedroom collapsed |
She gave birth, a pterodactyl egg fell out of her snatch |
And when it hatched, the dinosaur baby started kickin' raps |
The pussy spit out turntables, and the baby began to scratch, go! |
Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- |
Please go away |
Yabba dabba dabba doo |
Yabba dabba dabba doo |
The dirty dick derelict, foul mouth rhetoric |
Welcome to my world, bitch |
Every chick that I stick, the bottom of the slime pit |
Welcome to my world, bitch |
The raw dog, lumpy dick, quick to stick an ugly chick |
Welcome to my world, bitch |
Finger fuck a feminist, these cumshots never miss |
Welcome to my world, bitch |
Please go aw- Please go- Please go away |
I’ll go away, but I’ll see you again |