| I’ve warned you about women, they’re just going to make you unhappy and ruin
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| your life!
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| Grotesque music
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| Yabba dabba dabba doo
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| Yabba dabba dabba doo
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| What would any girl want you for?
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| Face facts, son, you’re not good looking, you’re fa- you’re fat
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| You’re fat
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| You’re such a cunt, mom
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| Even as a little boy nobody liked you
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| My dick is a biblical plague, spitting frogs and locusts
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| I’m like supercalifragi- fuck it, bitch suck on my gross dick
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| My cock’s deadly, that’s the medical prognosis
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| Doctors could use my semen as bug spray to kill roaches
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| I’ve been the world’s grossest since Hall and Oates wrote hits with more
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| ferocious explosions than rollin' with Golan Globus
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| I explode noses, the backhand break faces
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| All you pussy millennials better hide in your safe spaces
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| I’m an anarchist, bitch, I live for pandemonium
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| I urinate sulfuric acid and I shit plutonium
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| Sing to the chick, trickin' the trick, I’m fingerin' it, lickin' the clit,
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| Givin' it a fit, hit it with a brick, stick it with the dick
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| I’m slicker than Rick, go!
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| The dirty dick derelict, foul mouth rhetoric
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| Welcome to my world, bitch
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| Every chick that I stick, the bottom of the slime pit
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| Welcome to my world, bitch
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| The big titty snorkeler, the pimp pussy auctioner
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| Welcome to my world, bitch
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| Thumbs up, Henry Winkler, the sick clit tingler
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| Welcome to my world, bitch
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| Please go away
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| Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please go away
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| One day, a fine-as-wine high-class dime had appeared
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| She said she was an actress looking to start a career
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| So then I lied and told her that I was Lars von Trier
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| Now get your ass in here and have a beer, I grabbed the rear
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| I started rappin' in her ear 'n' told her I was Slug from Atmosphere
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| And when I said that, she swung from my dick like a chandelier
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| She had a longer vagina wall than the Great China Wall
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| I cleaned the dirty pussy with a washcloth and Lysol
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| The fish was more enormous than the Great White Whale Orca
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| If the Statue of Liberty had a pussy it’d be smaller
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| It was the giant mother of all twats
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| Her pussy lips looked like the blankets they used to give Indians smallpox
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| I sucked on the slob’s tits, started givin' her twat licks
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| But her pussy was more hairier than Chewbacca’s armpits
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| An STD came to get me riding on a Jet Ski
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| When she squirted, it’s like the water parted in the Red Sea
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| The lyrics might sound misogynist, but the crabs inside her vagina were stage
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| divin' and jumpin' in moshpits
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| More insects than flypaper, pussy size of a skyscraper
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| She uses NASA’s space rockets as a vibrator, that’s my word
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| The clit was the Titanic iceberg
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| So I licked it 'til it melted and the climax occurred
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| And the vaginal warts on the cunt started beatboxin', ugghh
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| Fuck it, keep the beat droppin', I’ma keep rockin'
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| I make the cunt cum fast, I piss nails and upchuck glass
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| I toss the moon at the Earth and make the Sun crash
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| I drink cyanide milkshakes, and I snort mustard gas
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| Fuck it, I ruptured the cunt, and then I sucked the slut’s ass
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| 9 months later, the Earth shook and the bedroom collapsed
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| She gave birth, a pterodactyl egg fell out of her snatch
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| And when it hatched, the dinosaur baby started kickin' raps
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| The pussy spit out turntables, and the baby began to scratch, go!
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| Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please-
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| Please go away
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| Yabba dabba dabba doo
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| Yabba dabba dabba doo
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| The dirty dick derelict, foul mouth rhetoric
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| Welcome to my world, bitch
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| Every chick that I stick, the bottom of the slime pit
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| Welcome to my world, bitch
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| The raw dog, lumpy dick, quick to stick an ugly chick
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| Welcome to my world, bitch
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| Finger fuck a feminist, these cumshots never miss
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| Welcome to my world, bitch
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| Please go aw- Please go- Please go away
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| I’ll go away, but I’ll see you again |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Big Snatch , by - R.A. The Rugged Man. Song from the album All My Heroes Are Dead, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп