| Fucked Dolly Parton
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| Fucked Loretta Lynn
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| Fucked Barbara Mandrell
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| And fucked all of her kin
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| I’ve fucked Danny Pearl
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| I fucked Elvis Presley’s little girl
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| I fucked the Judds
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| You fucked the Judds?
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| Hell yeah!
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| My cuntry boner, it won’t go down
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| It won’t go down, it won’t go down
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| My cuntry boner won’t go down
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| My boner, my boner, my boner won’t go down
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| It won’t go down, it won’t go down
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| My cuntry boner, it won’t go down
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| I fucked Willie Nelson
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| I fucked him deep inside
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| I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
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| I fucked Dwight Yoakum
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| Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him
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| I fucked the Judds!
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| You fucked the Judds?
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| Group… sex
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| Our cuntry boners, they won’t go down
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| Fucked Alabama
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| Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
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| Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
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| I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
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| I fucked Glen C&bell, fucked him on a see-saw
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| Kenny Rogers thought it crass
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| When I fucked his big white ass
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| I can’t help it… |