| Sweet baby Jesus on fire
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| I’ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle
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| To pull my ass out of this
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| Devil kept pokin' the bull
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| So I shipped her ass to Mozambique
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| Cause I was over it
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| Should’a dumped my gat into the Verde
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| But what if she’s a zombie or a Dracula
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| I better hang on to this
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| Lordy with my hand upon the Bible
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| Swear I shot the damn devil, not a bitch
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| But the po-po don’t give a shit
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| Lordy won’t you show a little mercy
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| I’ve been on the straight and narrow
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| Since the judge and the warden done paroled me
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| Rat poison devil kept pokin'
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| So I shipped her ass to Mozambique
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| Cause I was over it
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| God damn judge found me guilty of public 'toxication
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| Public urination and parole violation
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| But the CSI couldn’t find the body
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| To corroborate my bullshit story
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| Sweet Jesus, don’t let the judge release me
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| What if she’s a zombie or a Dracula
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| And tried to fuckin eat me
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| Devil walked away from a banging trip to Mozambique
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| Help me outta this
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| Help me outta this
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| Help me outta this
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| Help me outta this |