| Most all of my life I’ve been pretty clean
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| But my best friend’s wife was the best gal I’ve ever seen
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| It was like she stepped straight out of the silver screen
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| And hit me right between the eyes
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| I guess I’m more appealing than I thought I was
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| 'Cos the next thing I knew, her smile was flashing applause
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| And I was contemplating breaking that big law
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| Was that really such a surprise?
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| Society keeps saying, 'Whoa, hold it down!'
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| Billboards are telling me, 'Shop it around!'
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| My life before her was some kind of hell
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| Till those nights at the Last Chance Motel
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| The juggernaut rolled on and pretty soon
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| We were doing truck-stops in that old rundown room
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| And it looked like nothing could burst the balloon
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| And we got careless and discovered
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| Society keeps saying, 'Whoa, hold it down!'
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| Billboards are telling me I gotta shop it around
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| My life before her was some kind of hell
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| Till those nights at the Last Chance Motel
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| Society keeps saying, 'Whoa, hold it down!'
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| Billboards are screaming, 'Shop it around!'
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| My life before her was some kind of hell
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| Till those nights at the Last Chance Motel
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| Got myself beaten up and ostracised
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| Punishment for running wild, and all those lies
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| She got a bullet between those big blue eyes
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| I left my heart at the Last Chance Motel |