Lyrics Your Honour - Pluto

Your Honour

Oh, Lord.
Anybody see my trial, grieve for I.
Why, Lord?
I was badly beaten, found by loved ones.
Battered by an irate husband
Searching for a man that wasn’t I.
When we reach the court, we gone inside
The Hounour, Justice, shall preside
Over this place.
The trial shall begin.
Your Honour
I was in the closet minding I and I own business.
Your Honour
It was a complete stranger causing these disturbances.
He claim seh I touch ‘im wife
Which is a wicked and awful lie.
Mi two han' did occupy
Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right.
Mi han' dem was occupy
Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right.
Dear Judge,
Can dis court accept my story from mi heart.
Why, Judge?
If by chance yuh don’t believe this tale
Ask im wife she will not fail
To agree I was a better man than he.
Just in case she refuse to answer
Ask the maid downstairs, Agatha
She’ll only be glad to testify for me.
Your Honour
I was in the closet minding I and I own business.
Your Honour
It was a complete stranger causing these disturbances.
He claim seh I touch ‘im wife
Which is a wicked and aweful lie.
Mi two han' did occupy
Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right.
Mi han' dem was occupy
Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right.
Dear Corporal,
As yuh lock me in dis prison, pray for I.
Please, Corporal,
Please don’t leave me hear to wonder
Why di court has made dis blunder
Grabbed me for a crime dat wasn’t dere.
Corporal,
When yoh gwine to send mi dinner
Send yuh mother or yuh sister
One more day of dis, I cannot bear.
Your Honour
I was in the closet minding I and I own business.
Your Honour
It was a complete stranger causing these disturbances.
He claim seh I touch ‘im wife
Which is a wicked and awful lie.
Mi two han' did occupy
Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right.
Mi han' dem was occupy
Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right.