| The kind of place you don’t go without reason
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| I heard it gets rough here in the off-season
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| It’s the kind of place we might not get out alive
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| It’s just somewhere to stop on a real long drive
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| I bet the locals only come out after it gets dark
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| And the tourists: the kind of people who love waterparks
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| We got two rooms at The Polynesian
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| I’m not even sure what town I should be in
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| We got two rooms at The Polynesian
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| The sign said the waterslide is closed for the evening
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| Went to look for a bar
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| I asked this girl on the street
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| She said, «What kind of trouble are you looking to meet?»
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| I said, «I'm pretty easy. |
| What should I expect?
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| Is there anywhere anyone here ever goes to dance?»
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| She said, «Goatees, tall cans, camo pants and Packers fans.»
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| I said, «We got two rooms at The Polynesian
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| We’re in a band but tonight we’re not playing
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| We got two rooms at The Polynesian
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| The waterslide’s closed but it’ll open in the morning»
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| Saw a rollercoaster
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| Hopped the fence
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| Climbed to the top and walked around for a bit
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| This place is deader than that pool guy’s eyes
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| This place makes me feel like we’re the last ones alive
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| And for that, I kind of like its vibe
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| We got two rooms at The Polynesian
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| You live in town so I bet you’ve never been
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| We got two rooms at The Polynesian
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| We’ll stay up all night
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| Then first thing in the morning…
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| We got two rooms at The Polynesian
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| It’s tropically-themed, it’s worth seeing
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| We got two rooms at The Polynesian
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| We’ll ride the waterslide first thing in the morning
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| We got two rooms at The Polynesian
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| We got two rooms at The Polynesian
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| We got two rooms at The Polynesian |