| Nobody shakes hands anymore
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| It’s all hugging
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| I don’t make much but I still make something
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| I bought you guys a bottle of wine
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| But it’s not the costs-more-than-six-dollars kind
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| Don’t thank me for those twelve beers 'cause they’re mine
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| I’ll be nice and not say what I think
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| And I hope no one notices how much I drink at the
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| Adult party
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| Eight to twelve-thirty
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| Split a six pack and get to bed early
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| «It's nice to see you»
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| That’s all I said
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| There’s a coat pile on the bed and there’s three dips in the spread
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| When I say these people ain’t my kind
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| I’m drinking more than everyone here combined
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| I lose on purpose every time we play
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| 'Cause I love the penalties in your drinking games
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| Maybe that’s a problem
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| But, hey, I’m fine
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| I’ll be nice and not say what I think
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| And I’m starting to care less if they see what I drink at the
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| Adult party
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| Eight to twelve-thirty
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| Split a six-pack and get to bed early
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| «It's nice to see you»
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| That’s all I said
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| Looked you dead in the eyes with a snap-brim on your head
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| And I stopped thinking
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| And then I said
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| «Rich kids, go fuck yourselves»
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| If there’s some in the audience
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| Go somewhere else
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| Rich kids
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| Go fuck yourselves
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| Rich kids
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| Go fuck yourselves
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| If there’s some in the audience
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| Go somewhere else
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| Rich kids
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| Go fuck yourselves
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| Facebook invite to your condo
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| Lots confirm but many don’t show
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| You fucking young professionals
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| Your dad still pays your phone bills
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| Davisville
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| Business cajsz
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| Gastropubs and recent grads
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| I don’t know what the fuck the point is
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| I’m better off just staying in
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| I’ll be nice and not say what I think
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| And I don’t give a shit if they see what I drink at the
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| Adult party
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| Eight to twelve-thirty
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| Split a six-pack and get to bed early
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| It’s nice to see you
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| But right as I left
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| Spilled the rest of my beer on the coat pile on the bed
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| Nobody shakes hands anymore
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| It’s all hugging |