| You know I’ve got an ugly twin
|
| He looks just like me, he’s got a stupid grin
|
| He always follows me, he knows where I’ve been
|
| When he’s around you know I just can’t win
|
| I’ve got a nasty twin
|
| Follows me to town on his stupid Schwinn
|
| He looks just like me, he’s got a stupid grin
|
| Yeah I think he knows, he’s my ugly twin
|
| He’s my ugly twin
|
| My ugly twin — how does that make you feel?
|
| I’m sure mad at my ugly twin — and he sure knows it too
|
| I just don’t know why I always feel so black and blue
|
| Every time he comes around, I don’t know what to do
|
| My ugly twin — he just doesn’t like you, or me, or anyone
|
| He’s my ugly twin
|
| Oh, oh, oh, my ugly twin
|
| Can’t win, and I can’t play on the same field as him
|
| He’s always in the car with me, and writing my name on the wall
|
| He thinks he’s so hot, but he’s not, I know he’s not
|
| One day he blamed me when they caught him with pot
|
| But it wasn’t me, and he likes all the same teams as me
|
| No it’s not fair, but I don’t care
|
| It’s not fair but I don’t care
|
| I know it’s not fair
|
| I should’ve been born alone |