Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cafeteria Food, artist - Pissed Jeans.
Date of issue: 11.02.2013
Song language: English
Cafeteria Food |
Hey there project manager i see you eating cafeteria food |
So you wanna call that a healthy choice |
Well i’d argue that isn’t true |
Stick figure family on the back of your car |
You know i find that to be rude |
Walking around like you own the place |
Must think you’re some kinda dude |
One day i’ll get a message, waiting at my desk |
I’ll take the time to open it and feel it remove my stress |
People walking 'round looking sorry, someone’ll even cry |
I’ll be feeling rosy, 'cause you’re dead — you died |
And i’m feeling like i’m not the father |
Dead — you died — and i’m feeling like i won the super bowl |
Hey there big time broker yeah |
I saw you betting on the fantasy pool |
Always seem to have some wise remark, yeah |
Even when you’re being cruel |
Think you got it all figured out |
Except where to send your kids to school |
Go ahead, you can use the microwave |
It’s an excellent kitchen tool |
One day i’ll get an email flashing on my screen |
I’ll go ahead and open it and enter in my dream |
Thought i heard some sobbing — |
They’re really gonna miss that guy |
Inside i’ll be laughing, 'cause you’re dead — you died |
And i’m wishing i had my tap shoes on |
Dead — you died — and i’m feeling like |
Jesus christ our savior |