| Hey guys
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| Welcome, take a seat
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| Now get relaxed, we’re gonna slouch your neck tonight
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| Welcome to the show today
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| You’re gonna have fun in a major way
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| I know you got bills to pay
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| But it’s my job to help you let it wash away
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| Welcome to the show today
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| You’re gonna have fun in a major way
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| I know you got bills to pay
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| But it’s my job to help you let it wash away
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| Who rocks the mic? |
| Who rocks the mic right?
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| Mr. black Jack Tripper 'cause I do what I like
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| Between the Janets and Chrissys of the world I stand
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| Not a gigolo but a man, microphone in my hand 'til I die
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| Not doing this for money, not doing this for fame
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| I’m doing this so I can change the whole freakin' game
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| Negroes in colorful clothes dancing like super clones
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| New MC Hammers get the gas face, you gotta go
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| You guys are wack now, go hit the back now
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| Man disappear brak-a-shoo-koo pa-shoo pow
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| New generation of just regular dudes
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| We don’t dress the same but sing the same blues
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| So let your hands fly if you do agree with me
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| P-I-G-E-O-N middle name Kenneth then ends with Johnny
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| Used to have a white girl, now I gotta white wife
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| Kinda gettin' used to hearing «Brother, that ain’t right»
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| Welcome to the show today
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| You’re gonna have fun in a major way
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| I know you got bills to pay
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| But it’s my job to help you let it wash away
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| Welcome to the show today
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| You’re gonna have fun in a major way
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| I know you got bills to pay
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| But it’s my job to help you let it wash away
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| Freaky, deeky, deeky, shows all up in the LA Weekly
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| Used to pay to play, now I play when they pay me
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| And I thank God for that supplyin' my needs
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| Sometimes my wants get left out but that balances greed
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| And I need that between a life in a spotlight
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| And being sweated by jakes on a curb in a cop’s light
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| But I stand strong, singer/songwriter with Adidas on
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| Head full of Beatles and De La playin' ping pong
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| With Phil Collins and Genesis as the referees
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| Peter Gabriel and Ad-Rock bangin' BDP
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| Who will win the game, hip hop or rock 'n' roll?
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| My inner voice saying, nig, it’s the same stroll
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| So I stand still, classic like an old photo
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| Of my uncle James in the 70's in Idaho
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| Or Long Beach, I really can’t tell, it’s kinda blurry
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| It’s lost in translation and I’m like Bill Murray
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| Welcome to the show today
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| You’re gonna have fun in a major way
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| I know you got bills to pay
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| But it’s my job to help you let it wash away
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| Welcome to the show today
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| You’re gonna have fun in a major way
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| I know you got bills to pay
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| But it’s my job to help you let it wash away
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| Yes, yes, y’all, and you don’t stop
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| This is Pigeon John on the microphone, sure shot
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| Yes, yes, y’all, it’s all downhill
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| Pa, ra, pa, ra, ra, pa, pa, ra, ra, ra, ra
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| Yeah |