| Woke up in the morning with my manager yelling about
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| Late rent and debt with the threat of her throwing me out
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| I promise with a sweat bead hanging that I would pay
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| As soon as I get a job so so I can stay
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| She said I had 2 weeks and its coming up quickly
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| Butt naked in the kitchen looking through LA Weekly
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| Searching in the Want Ads frantically
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| So something similiar to fit my personality
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| And then boom that’s when I saw it
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| A jewelry shop at Macy’s
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| I can birdwatch and make cash at the same place G
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| Its was cool so I signed up
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| Slanging Swatch watches to all the people lined up
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| That’s when they moved me to the Diamond Department
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| And apllied preasure to sell a larger margian
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| I tried my best but I always came up short
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| A diamond ring saleman just wasn’t my sport
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| There was more preasure so I had to sale something
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| Saw a girl in the front trying to decide want did she want
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| I said «Girl you need a ring» started saleing that thing
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| Got excited and straight forgot the bring
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| The price tag to my face the ring was 3 grand
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| And it was looking lovely on her pretty left hand
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| She bought for half cause I thought the tag said so
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| But I read it wrong noticed when she walked out the door
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| I sang
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| Oh my God I lost my job again
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| I got fired on the spot yo when will it ever end? |
| (2x)
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| 2nd Verse:
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| Walking home from Macy’s had to dry my tears
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| Cause I only had 1 week to pay the rent it was clear
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| I had to get another gig quick asking at church
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| «Is anyone hiring?» |
| and it worked
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| I got a job in downtown as a stock clerk
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| Shelving and alphabetizing files like a doctor
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| On a patient but my boss wasn’t playing with time
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| Brother wanted his files then now and future in line
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| And you know I’m not good under preasure
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| I act like Radio and Rain Man together
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| Started messing up loosing important files and such
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| And finding them too late when in a crutch
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| My boss brought me his office for a little pep talk
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| «John you can do it if you don’t talk but walk»
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| I said «That's right» but I knew I was wrong
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| I was so scared and behind these throngs of files
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| They could’ve been anywhere in the aisles
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| Under the desks behind the printers in piles
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| And it way past due I turned my files in last
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| Not good enough I felt my job just pass
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| And then I sang
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| Oh my God I lost my job again
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| I got fired on the spot yo when will it ever end? |
| (2x)
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| Outro:
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| You’re gonna be ok my little boy
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| Just shake shake it off and go home (4x) |