Lyrics Wimpeez - Peter & The Test Tube Babies

Wimpeez

You’ve been thrown out of the pub and your walking down the street,
you feel a bit hungry and you wanna bite to eat
You go into the Wimpy but that’s your BIG mistake, by the time you leave you’ve
got a stomach ache
Wimpy’s are shit (Trapper: So are M********), Wimpy’s are shit (Trapper:
I hate Ronald), Wimpy’s are shit
You get served by a tart dressed in orange and black, when you see your food
you wanna send it back
You look at the pictures of the Wimpy’s on the wall, but what you get given is
hardly edible
Wimpy’s are shit (Trapper: Meat means murder), Wimpy’s are shit (Trapper:
Don’t' buy a burger), Wimpy’s are shit
Get served your food and it’s always cold I bet the hamburgers are at least a
month old
You pay loads of money and it really tastes bad, but you don’t wanna admit that
you’ve been had
Wimpy’s are shit (Trapper: You’ll get diarrhoea), Wimpy’s are shit (Trapper:
You’ll be lucky if you live), Wimpy’s’are shit, shit, shit, shit, shit