| Up Yer Bum |
|---|
| When a cops gonna nick yer, when yer dad’s gonna hit yer. |
| When the bird you’re with is rough, when you can’t drink enough. |
| Up yer bum, up yer bum, up yer bum, up yer bum. |
| Up, up, up, up, up, up yer bum. |
| When you can’t get the hard, when you’ve lost yer dole card. |
| When yer bird’s got clap, when yer beers gone flat. |
| When yer neighbours complain, when yer bird’s on again. |
| When you can’t scrounge a fag, when yer mum starts to nag. |
