| She left for someone so much slimmer than me
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| My confidence wrecked, like a ship in the sea
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| But I got allotment, and I got the shed
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| I got the toys when the kids have dropped dead
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| I’ve got the confidence nipped in the bud
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| I got the backchat that does me no good
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| Just when you think she can’t get no more cold
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| She’s emptied the freezer and left me the mould
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| Just when you think she’s got all that you got
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| She got the roof, and left chimney pot
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| Just when you think she can’t get any lower
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| She got the garden, left you the mower
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| The mower…
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| When I asked why she found somebody else
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| She answered me, 'Why, just take a look at yourself'
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| Just when I felt it was as low as it gets
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| She’s left me the dog food and taken the pets
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| I got the new flat, a fridge full of beer
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| And you got the new friend who’s loving you here
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| Loving you here in what once was my bed
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| And I got the couch or a mattress instead
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| Just when you think she’s got all that you got
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| She got the roof, and left chimney pot
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| Just when you think she can’t get any lower
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| She got the garden, left you the mower
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| The mower…
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| Just when you think
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| She’s got all that you got
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| Just when you’re stood there
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| In permanent shock
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| You spent your last penny
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| And lost your last sock
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| She’s got the acres
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| And you’ve lost the plot
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| Just when you think she’s got all that you got
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| She got the roof, and left chimney pot
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| Just when you think she can’t get any lower
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| She got the garden, left you the mower
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| Just when you think she’s got all that you got
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| She got the roof, and left chimney pot
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| Just when you think she can’t get any lower
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| She got the garden, left you the mower
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| The mower
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| The mower
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| The mower… |