| Welcome back my friends
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| To the show that never ends
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| We’re so glad you could attend
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| Come inside, come inside
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| Next behind the glass
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| There’s a real blade of grass
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| Be careful as you pass
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| Move along, move along
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| Come inside the show’s about to start
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| Guaranteed to blow your head apart
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| Rest assured you’ll get your money’s worth
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| Greatest show in heaven, hell, or earth
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| You gotta see the show, it’s a dynamo
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| You gotta see the show, it’s rock and roll
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| Oh
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| Right before your eyes
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| We pull laughter from the skies
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| And he laugh until he cries
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| Then he dies, then he dies
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| Come inside the show’s about to start
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| Guaranteed to blow your head apart
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| You gotta see the show, it’s a dynamo
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| You gotta see the show, it’s rock and roll
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| Oh
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| Soon the gypsy queen
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| In a glaze of vaseline
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| Will perform on guillotine
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| What a scene, what a scene
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| Next upon the stand
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| Will you please extend a hand
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| To Alexander’s ragtime band
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| Dixieland, Dixieland
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| Roll up, roll up, roll up
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| See the show
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| Performing on a stool
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| We’ve a sight to make you drool
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| Seven virgins and a mule
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| Keep it cool, keep it cool
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| We’d like it to be known
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| The exhibits that were shown
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| We’re exclusively our own
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| All our own, all our own
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| Come and see the show
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| Come and see the show
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| Come and see the show
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| See the show |