| Good evening.
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| Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong.
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| We have taken control as to bring you this special show.
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| We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving.
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| Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk,
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| Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection.
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| Home of the extraterrestrial brothers,
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| Dealers of funky music.
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| P.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb.
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| Coming to you directly from the Mothership
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| Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P. Funk-power.
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| So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums.
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| And me? |
| I’m known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker.
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| My motto is:
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| I want my funk uncut (make mine the P)
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| I wants to get funked up. |
| (wants to get funked up)
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| I want the bomb,
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| I want the P. Funk (yeah)
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| I want my funk uncut. |
| (make mine the P)
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| I wants to get funked up.
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| WEFUNK, y’all.
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| Now this is what I want you all to do:
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| If you got faults, defects or shortcomings,
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| You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines,
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| Whatever part of your body it is,
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| I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through.
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| Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig?
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| The desired effect is what you get
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| When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship.
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| Sir Lollipop Man! |
| Chocolate coated, freaky and and habit forming.
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| Doin' it to you in 3-D,
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| So groovy that I dig me.
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| Once upon a time called Now!
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| Somebody say, «Is there funk after death?»
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| I say, «Is Seven Up?»
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| Yeah, P. Funk!
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| Make my funk the P. Funk (uncut funk!)
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| I want my funk uncut (P.Funk!)
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| Make my funk the P. Funk (uncut)
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| I wants to get funked up.
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| I want the bomb,
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| I want the P. Funk
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| I want my funk uncut. |
| (make mine the P)
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| I wants to get funked up.
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| Make my funk the P. Funk (make mine)
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| I want my funk uncut (the P)
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| Make my funk the P. Funk (hah!)
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| I wants to get funked up. |
| (WEFUNK, y’all)
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| I want the bomb, (home of the bomb)
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| I want the P. Funk
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| I want my funk stepped on (Don't step on my funk)
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| Before I take it home
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| Yeah, I dig!
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| Let me put my sunglasses on.
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| That’s the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses.
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| So you can feel cool.
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| Gangster lean.
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| Y’all should dig my sun-rooftop.
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| Well, allright. |
| Hey I was diggin' on y’alls funk for awhile.
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| Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me.
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| Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredients
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| Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie.
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| It was cool,
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| But can you imagine Doobiein' your funk? |
| Ho!
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| WEFUNK, we funk.
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| Make my funk the P. Funk (ho!)
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| I want my funk uncut (oh, make mine)
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| Make my funk the P. Funk (yeah)
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| I wants to get funked up.
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| I want the bomb,
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| I want the P. Funk (P.Funk, y’all)
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| Don’t want my funk stepped on
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| (Home of the extraterrestrial brothers)
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| Before I take it home.
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| Gettin' deep.
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| Once upon a time called Right Now
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| Ain’t it funky now
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| Far 'round
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| Hey, doin' it to ya in the earhole
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| I want my funk uncut (make mine the P)
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| I wants to get funked up. |
| (I want the bomb)
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| I want the bomb,
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| I want the P. Funk
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| Don’t want my funk stepped on
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| Before I take it home
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| Yeah
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| We’re not leavin' y’all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| I want my funk uncut
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| I wants to get funked up.
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| I want the bomb,
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| I want the P. Funk
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| Don’t want my funk stepped on (oh, make mine)
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| Make my funk the P. Funk (I wants to get funked up)
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| Before I take it home
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| Don’t stop, get down
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| Talk!
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| Blow your horn
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| Peee-youuu!
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| Wants to get funked up
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| Well, allright!
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| I want my funk uncut
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| I wants to get funked up.
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| I want the bomb, (P.Funk)
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| I want the P. Funk
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| I want my funk uncut.
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| I wants to get funked up.
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| I want my funk uncut
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| I wants to get funked up.
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| I want the bomb,
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| I want the P. Funk
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| I want my funk uncut.
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| Make my funk the P. Funk
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| Before I take it home
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| Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk,
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| Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection.
|
| Home of the extraterrestrial brothers,
|
| Dealers of funky music.
|
| P.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb.
|
| Lollipop Man here, alias the Long-Haired Sucker.
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| Chocolate coated, freaky and habit-forming
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| Coming to you in 3-D
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| So groovy that I dig me
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| Yeah!
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| Yeah! |
| P. Funk! |