| Mood control is designed to render funkable
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| Ideas brought to you by the makers of Mr. Prolong
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| Better known as Urge Overkill
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| The pimping of the Pleasure Principle
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| Oh, but we’ll be pecking lightly
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| Like a woodpecker with a headache
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| 'Cause it’s cheaper to funk
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| Than it is to pay attention
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| You dig?
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| Huck-a-buck
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| A-Lo and behold, someone’s funking with the mood control
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| When you’re taking every kind of pill
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| (deprogram, program)
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| Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
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| (peck me lightly like a woodpecker with a headache)
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| When you’re taking every kind of pill
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| (Funk! The nonprofit organization)
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| Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
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| Where’d you get your funk from (where'd you get that funk from?)
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| Heh! |
| Name that feeling!
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| Would you trade your funk for what’s behind the third door?
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| The big deal!
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| Heads I win, tails you lose!
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| How do you spell relief?
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| Huck-a-buck, sucker!
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| When you’re taking every kind of pill
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| (Ho! The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill)
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| Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
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| When you’re taking every kind of pill
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| (You deserve a break today)
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| Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
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| (Have it your way)
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| Where’d you get that funk from?
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| (Ooh, who was that? ha ha ha ha ha ha, ohh ohh ohh)
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| The salvation of inspiration is the motivation
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| Fasten your safety belt
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| While I take you face-to-face with the nosiest computer I know
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| Where’d you get that funk from?
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| When I count to ten I want you to jump up! |
| Stay there!
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| Oh, ho! |
| But don’t come down til I Flash the Light
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| You deserve a break today, have it your way
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| Funk is not domestically produced. |
| Ho!
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| There’s nothing that the proper attitude won’t render… funkable
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| Where’d you get your funk from? |
| Funktism! |
| Hey!
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| When you’re taking every kind of pill
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| (Mood control!)
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| Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
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| When you’re taking every kind of pill
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| (Urge overkill!)
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| Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
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| (yeah, ho!)
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| Where’d you get that funk from?
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| (Program)
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| Where’d you get that funk from?
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| (Deprogram)
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| (And reprogram)
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| Heads I win, tails you lose (how do you spell relief?)
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| Would you trade your funk… for this? |
| (you deserve a break today)
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| Or that? |
| (have it your way)
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| A funk a day keeps the nose away… ain't it true!
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| I ain’t gonna hold the lettuce, the pickles or the mustard (ha ha!)
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| Yo!
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| Step up and dance until I tell you to come down
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| You deserve a break today, sucker!
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| I’m gonna flash the light and flop the j, down again???
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| This is mood de-control
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| Saying pay more attention
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| For free speech is high finance
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| Possible funkability???
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| Ho, Let the funk begin!
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| Do anybody have change for funk?
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| Where’d you get your funk from?
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| Oh yes, this is heavyweight funk
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| Put up your dukes, haha!
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| You want to funk around with me, oh!
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| This is mood de-control, yo-ho!
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| The home of the P. Funk, the Bomb
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| Mind your wants 'cause there’s someone that wants your mind
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| When you’re taking every kind of pill
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| (The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill)
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| Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
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| (How do you spell relief?)
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| When you’re taking every kind of pill
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| (The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill)
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| Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
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| (whoa, this is the big pill)
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| (yeah, ho!)
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| Where’d you get that funk from?
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| (there they go again, there they go again)
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| (You might as well pay attention, free speech is too high)
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| Where’d you get that funk from?
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| (Huck-a-buck! Ho!)
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| (You deserve a break today)
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| (How do you spell relief?)
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| Where’d you get that funk from?
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| (Hey, wind me up!)
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| Yeah!
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| Take it to the bridge, hahaha
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| Let’s take it to the stoop???
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| This is mood control
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| Funkentelechy (program, deprogram, reprogram)
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| Funkentelechy (how's your funkentelechy)
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| Funkentelechy (I got you back into turnaround)
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| Funkentelechy (right now, so y’all space)
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| Funkentelechy (heavyweight funk/hey !!!)
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| Funkentelechy (rump to rump, we)
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| Funkentelechy (shall get down)
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| Funkentelechy
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| Funkentelechy (how's your funk?)
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| Funkentelechy (how's your funkentelechy?)
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| How’s your funk-en-te-lechy?
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| How’s your funk-entelechy?
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| How’s your funk-en-te-lechy? |
| (When you’re taking every kind of pill)
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| How’s your funk-entelechy? |
| (Nothing ever seems to cure your ill) |
| Where’d you get your funk from? |
| (ho!)
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| You’re in the presence of your future
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| You deserve a break today
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| Have it your way
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| I ain’t gonna hold the lettuce, the pickles or the mustard
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| A funk a day keep the Nose away
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| Mind your wants 'cause someone wants your mind
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| Funk is a non-profit organization
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| Peck me lightly, like a woodpecker with a headache
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| 'Cause funk is not domestically produced
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| It is responsive to your mood
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| You can score it any day
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| On WEFUNK, we-funk, HO!
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| Name that feeling, baby
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| This is mood de-control
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| Program, reprogram and deprogram
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| Funkentelechy (how's your funkentelechy?)
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| Funkentelechy (you might as well pay attention free speech is too high)
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| Funkentelechy (we are specially programmed for your p’s???)
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| Funkentelechy (unfunky possibilities arrive for the makers of urge overkill)
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| Funkentelechy (and not your funky funny bone)
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| Funkentelechy (you deserve a break today so name that feeling)
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| Funkentelechy (would you trade your funk for what’s behind the third door)
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| Funkentelechy (the big deal, heads I win, tails you lose)
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| Funkentelechy (there's nothing that funk will not render funkable)
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| Funkentelechy (this is mood decontrol, urge you to Funk On!)
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| Funkentelechy (oh ho, how’s your funk-en-tel-echy?)
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| Funkentelechy (ideas brought to you by the makers of urge overkill)
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| Do not respond
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| This has been a test
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| Ha ha ha ha ha!
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| And once again the Pleasure Principle has been rescued
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| With the aid of the funk
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| (this is Mr. Prolong)
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| How’s your funk-en-te-lechy? |
| (I have to leave early today, ha ha ha)
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| And in doing so, (How's your funk-entelechy?)
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| Freed the possibilities of funk beyond compare (How's your funk-entelechy?)
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| Program, deprogram, reprogram (How's your funk-entelechy?)
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| When you’re taking every kind of pill (How do you spell relief)
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| Nothing ever seems to cure your ill (You deserve a break today)
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| When you’re taking every kind of pill (ha ha ha ha)
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| Nothing ever seems to cure your ill (have it your way, this is the doctor)
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| When you’re taking every kind of pill
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| (saying, the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill)
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| Nothing ever seems to cure your ill (what's happening?)
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| Ha ha ha
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| Sucker!
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| How’s your funk?
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| How’s your funk? |
| (what's happening?)
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| Funkentelechy (x2)
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| Funkentelechy (I want you to stay up there until I tell you to come down)
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| Funkentelechy (Check your funk pressure)
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| Funkentelechy (fly on)
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| Funkentelechy (ain't nothing but a party, baby)
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| Funkentelechy
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| How’s your funk-entelechy?
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| How’s your funk-en-te-lech-why?
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| How’s your funk-entelechy? |
| (Heads I win tails you lose!) |