Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Uber Passenger Highway, artist - Page Kennedy.
Date of issue: 09.03.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Uber Passenger Highway |
Another day another dollar I gotta get it however |
I gotta get it I get away with murder like I got acquitted this Uber job |
I gotta quit it but I can’t quit it till I snap back in this new era the fitted |
This rap business ain’t paying me crap with this sidejob I gotta keep my eye |
open, I’m cyclops |
I’m waiting in the car the clock is ticking, but damn this girl looks good as a |
box of chicken |
She gets in the car, «Hi, My name is Keisha. |
I’m sorry that I took so long but |
it’s nice to meet ya» |
Hah, It’s all good shawty, yo where should I leave ya? |
«Oh, I’m just goin' to meet my girl for a slice of pizza» |
I’m drivin we vibin, turn up my song she bobbin, hit the carpool lane we mobbin, |
a great sidekick maybe she could be my chick that’ll hopefully mouth massage |
my dick |
Ayyy, this you playin? |
I usually want the aux cord! |
Never heard it before like |
a Jamie Foxx Tour but I like it but hey wait why you a uber driver? |
your lyrics so deep I thought you were a scuba diver |
For some extra cash, anyway what’s your digits? |
The ball is now in your court, ma are you down to kick it? |
«hah, hah you’re funny» |
Well, you’re no dummy, we should go to Philidelphia where it’s always sunny |
Well here’s your stop Kesiha |
«Thank you for the ride Page. |
I’ll make sure I give you 5 stars and high praise» |
She gets out the car, I think this gon' be my day |
And just like that, another Uber Passenger Highway |
I feel like this could be one of those days |
But I don’t wanna say that, cause everytime I say that |
Something bad comes around my way |
Uber Passenger Highways |
I see another passenger, it’s in Inglewood |
Should I take it? |
Oh what the hell I’m already in the hood |
I play my own songs when I ride, it’s free promotion |
For all my riders that get in and feel the emotion |
They can leave out happier with a mixtape |
Its great, cause they can help me to get my shit straight |
The next passenger gets in shook and messy |
It’s weird cause the way he’s shaking is looking sketchy |
I asked if he could put the address in the GPS |
Cause we was stuck in a rush hour like CVS |
He said nah, just make a left at the light B |
The way he said it sounded like he wanted to fight me |
I made a left then a left, then another one |
I felt like DJ Kahled when he said «Another One» |
I seen 6 goons on the porch trippin out, he rolled down his back window what is |
this about? |
(motherfuckas…) |
I turned down the tunes I was bumpin |
All I saw was thunder or lightnin coming or something |
But that was just the flare of the gun I was preparin to run |
When I see him shoot the chick carrying her son but I froze |
I was stuck, all I saw was a live trigger |
While things moving in slow motion I heard «Drive Nigga!» |
I busted up faster than I jacked off to Pamela Anderson |
Wish I could leave this black ish to Anthony Anderson |
He hopped out after threatening me to stop |
All of this happened and I have yet to see a cop |
My heart beat felt like Shark Teeth |
When he hunting in the water, tearin' apart meat |
I logged off and pulled up in the drive way |
Another day in my Uber Passenger Highway |
I logged off and pulled up in the drive way |
Another day in my Uber Passenger Highway |
I feel like this could be one of those days |
But I don’t wanna say that, cause everytime I say that |
Something bad comes around my way |
Uber Passenger Highways |