| Hello, Page, make yourself comfortable
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| (Page)
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| Oh, right here on this couch?
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| (Page)
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| Yeah, take a load off
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| What would you like to talk about?
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| (Page)
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| I don’t know, doc
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| Where should I start?
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| Man, it’s a lot
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| (Doctor)
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| You just tell me what’s on your mind, don’t worry about the clock
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| Well, first off; |
| my home’s like… trying to get my son have his own life
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| He’s almost out of High School
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| And as soon as he goes to college I want him to get his own place and become a
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| man and he’s saying that I’m rude
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| Plus, I got my girl’s daughter, she’s living with us too
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| In a two bedroom apartment… What the fuck I’m supposed to do?
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| I got two cats, my girl, her daughter, and my son
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| And nobody helping me with no bills, not even one
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| My daughter in college, who need help
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| My mom need help
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| My sister need help
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| My niece need help
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| My knees need help
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| I’m the fountain everybody is drinking from
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| Everybody taking fruits and ain’t nobody bringing 'em
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| But is cool because God put me in that position
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| So I’mma listen to everything he mention and everything that he’s sending
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| I ain’t go keep pretending that I ain’t got frustrations
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| I feel like bums in bus stations
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| My girl nagging me, causing me agony
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| Asking me non-trusting questions like she ain’t learned her fucking lesson
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| Making me wanna give up everything I care about
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| But I ain’t done yet, so I result to pulling my hair out
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| (Doctor)
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| But, wait a minute… you’re bald!
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| (Page)
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| How the fuck you think I got that way?
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| Before I met her the hair on my chin was not that gray
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| She pushing my buttons trying to poke me
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| But low key I just wanna Thor her like Loki
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| I wanna grab that bitch by her hair…
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| (Doctor)
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| Ok, wait a minute, calm down, take a breath
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| We gonn' work this out together step by step
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| Hey, I’m just here to help you, whatever you need
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| But, here. |
| Take a sip of water before we proceed
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| Doc, please can you help me?
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| I notice that the man in the mirror ain’t the man in the selfie
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| Doc, please can you save me?
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| I’m trying to be the man, but the man is keeping me in mental slavery
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| Doc, please can you tell me?
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| I’m trying to help everybody else, but nobody trying to help me
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| Doc, please can you end it and prescribe me a highly recommended pill so I can
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| feel splendid?
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| (Doctor)
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| Are there any new gigs coming up?
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| Are you going out?
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| Is there anything positive you’d like to talk about?
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| (Page)
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| Well, I’m working now, and that’s cool
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| Wait a minute, actually I ain’t even working, I’m on hiatus
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| And if we don’t get a second season it’ll be like Now and Laters, it’ll suck
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| These soft ass square sweet tarts won’t give a fuck
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| (Doctor)
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| Oh, really? |
| Why is that?
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| (Page)
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| Cause perception is reality, doc
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| It’ll be a technicality in my salary
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| And they' still talking 'bout I got millions in net worth
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| Just cause they seen a nigga finally made it to net work
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| And they don’t even care how I get work
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| Or that I’m struggling to be a creator wearing the same Earl Sweat Shirt
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| Baby mommas coming out of the woodwork like I’m Handsome Squidward
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| And now I finally got me some good work it’s driving me berserk
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| Now all of a sudden I got two new three year olds?
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| Conflicted cause they want black fathers to be heroes
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| It’s tough when they both live in other cities and dealing with another baby
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| mother is shitty
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| Specially when she got a diaper shitty attitude cause she mad at you for not
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| doing everything she ask of you
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| And, doc, they trying to get me to subsidize their whole house
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| Their other kids
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| Their boyfriend
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| That old couch
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| Them student loans
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| Them second cousins in group homes
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| Trying to slide through the cracks like new thongs
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| Doc, what did I do wrong?
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| Doc, please can you help me?
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| I notice that the man in the mirror ain’t the man in the selfie
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| Doc, please can you save me?
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| I’m trying to be the man, but the man is keeping me in mental slavery
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| Doc, please can you tell me?
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| I’m trying to help everybody else, but nobody trying to help me
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| Doc, please can you end it and prescribe me a highly recommended pill so I can
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| feel splendid? |