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Date of issue: 31.12.1999
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Printed in U, Printed in U.S.A
Song language: English
Heaven Is a Halfpipe (If I Die) |
If I die before I wake |
at least in heaven I can skate |
cause right now on earth I cant do jack |
without the man up on my back |
now heaven would be a dj |
spinning dub all night long |
and heaven would just kickin back |
with Jesus packing my bong |
and if you dont believe in Jesus and muhammad and budha too |
and while da world is warring |
just sit back and laugh at u singing. |
If I die before I wake |
at least in heaven I can skate |
cause right now on earth I cant do jack |
without the man up on my back |
now most people think of heaven |
they see those pearly gates |
but I looked a little closer |
and theres a sign says do not skate |
so if you wanna come to my heaven |
well we’re all gonna have a ball |
and everyone u know is welcome |
cause we got no gates or walls singing. |
If I die before i wake |
at least in heaven i can skate |
cause right now on earth I cant do shit |
without da man fuckin with it and then I got to the gate |
pulled out a list that I’d been calling fate |
I’m sorry friend you cant come in you gotta a list here that doesn’t end |
you’re mad cause I smoke dope |
you teaching any classes in how to cope |
I’ll find a place to rest my head |
I rather be alone now that I’m dead |
like chirstian hossoi way back in 87 |
we’ll be busting ***** air’s until we get to heaven |
think I really care that I miss my biology |
got my education in stale fishology |
with all your rules you got to chill |
I’m gonna twist out Mike McGill |
I’m gonna twist out cause I got the skillz |
I’m gonna twist out cause I got the skillz. |
got da skillz got da skillz… |
heaven is a halfpipe. |
heaven is a halfpipe. |
If I die before I wake |
at least in heaven I can skate |
cause right now on earth I cant do jack |
without the man up on my back |
If I die before I wake |
at least in heaven I can skate |
cause right now on earth I cant do shit |
without da man fuckin with it |
(repeating till fade) |
Song tags: #Heaven Is A Halfpipe
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