Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Heaven Is a Halfpipe, artist - OPM. Date of issue: 12.12.2019
Song language: English
Heaven Is a Halfpipe |
| If I die before I wake |
| at least in heaven I can skate |
| cause right now on earth I cant do jack |
| without the man up on my back |
| now heaven would be a dj |
| spinning dub all night long |
| and heaven would just kickin back |
| with Jesus packing my bong |
| and if you dont believe in Jesus and muhammad and budha too |
| and while da world is warring |
| just sit back and laugh at u singing. |
| If I die before I wake |
| at least in heaven I can skate |
| cause right now on earth I cant do jack |
| without the man up on my back |
| now most people think of heaven |
| they see those pearly gates |
| but I looked a little closer |
| and theres a sign says do not skate |
| so if you wanna come to my heaven |
| well we’re all gonna have a ball |
| and everyone u know is welcome |
| cause we got no gates or walls singing. |
| If I die before i wake |
| at least in heaven i can skate |
| cause right now on earth I cant do shit |
| without da man fuckin with it and then I got to the gate |
| pulled out a list that I’d been calling fate |
| I’m sorry friend you cant come in you gotta a list here that doesn’t end |
| you’re mad cause I smoke dope |
| you teaching any classes in how to cope |
| I’ll find a place to rest my head |
| I rather be alone now that I’m dead |
| like chirstian hossoi way back in 87 |
| we’ll be busting ***** air’s until we get to heaven |
| think I really care that I miss my biology |
| got my education in stale fishology |
| with all your rules you got to chill |
| I’m gonna twist out Mike McGill |
| I’m gonna twist out cause I got the skillz |
| I’m gonna twist out cause I got the skillz. |
| got da skillz got da skillz… |
| heaven is a halfpipe. |
| heaven is a halfpipe. |
| If I die before I wake |
| at least in heaven I can skate |
| cause right now on earth I cant do jack |
| without the man up on my back |
| If I die before I wake |
| at least in heaven I can skate |
| cause right now on earth I cant do shit |
| without da man fuckin with it |
| (repeating till fade) |