Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Universe Man, artist - Open Mike Eagle. Album song 4nml Hsptl, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 25.06.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Auto reverse
Song language: English
Universe Man |
Yeah, you can have it all |
You can get the girl |
And if you’re short |
Be the tallest midget in the world |
It’s your orchard, no self-torture |
Hold head high like the guy on the new yorker |
Though, That guy reminds me of slavery |
I’ll let that inspire me to bravery |
Click twitter read j smooth and be the boy |
YouTube for reruns of Freakazoid |
Trying not to laugh or even talk a lot |
People try to get shit done at the coffee shop |
Good script, man |
Grab that oscar |
Don’t settle for shrimp pans, have that lobster |
But sit straight or you’ll have bad posture |
And run into a hunchback |
And damn that’s awkward |
More rap advice |
I’ll open the coffers |
You don’t have to ask, I’ll just offer |
Believe me I understand |
I lost a couple battles like MC Shan |
Now my days go according to plan |
Powerful man, universe man |
This is not email spam |
Or trojan malware that eats up ram |
Just follow step one, step two then bam |
Powerful man, universe man |
And it don’t cost three grand |
You don’t have to swear an oath to goat god pan |
Don’t need muscles or a situation tan |
Powerful man, universe man |
Go easy on the buffalo wings |
Do your best to stay out of a juggalo ring |
Bring half the intensity Mark Ruffalo brings |
And you’ll do fine |
A little Windex makes your school shoes shine |
Or rock 'em all scuffed, the weird kids are artsy |
The jocks are all tough |
Had an x-ray and everything the doctor saw sucked |
I still feel awesome |
Unless I feel weird |
I keep it confident for the sex appeal, yeah |
And walk like a kind, a queen, if you’re a lady |
It all comes in time |
Like the teeth of a baby |
Just a little bit of crying and bleeding in between |
After ill meals there’s still appliances to clean |
No, trash is in the blue, recycling in the green |
Now go out there and be somebody |