| It’s the Valuable Scamps anthem
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| (Yeah we tall dark and handsome)
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| Smalls the lunatic he’s damn sick as a brandom
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| A dimension we keep it latch it the sofa
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| If we decide to leave the pen I’m more ways than show for
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| Opaque roast ya kicking better shit than most of ya
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| Still with the crew we look good on the poster
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| We host the show it’s strictly Oslo
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| And all we ever wanted was getting the dough
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| (All I ever wanted was getting them hoes and I did it
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| Girls and alcohol involved then I’m with it)
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| Not gon quit it
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| (Kenny Bong with the muddiest rapper in town
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| It’s been a while now still with the dirty Valuable Scamp sound
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| Clowns we laugh at lays cum on your back and let it glide down your ass crack
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| Take 2 and pass that)
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| What?
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| (Your girl say she loves you but she’s on my dick)
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| The Valuable Scamps
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| (Ain't done this since '96 still crush most of y’all dudes
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| Sing the lala with my boy Cruze
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| Always broke but that’s old news
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| Yeah I might tell a lie but that’s just the truth)
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| Me and Kenny Broke sit around telling jokes |
| About these other rappers round here cause they hopes
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| (Bring out the rope)
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| Have 'em dangling 'till they choke
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| (Cut 'em loose)
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| Before they catch their breath make 'em have a toke
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| (Broke we still living the fast life
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| See me in the clubs and the parties I be mad hype)
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| Me and Kenny we mad tight
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| (So shut up ass right)
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| I think you better leave
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| (You don’t wanna get smashed right)
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| I talk trashful spite walking around acting obnoxious
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| Admiring chicks don’t dare speak to us
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| (They just watch us)
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| Rubbing their crotches
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| Don’t pay the ugly no mind look at the foxes
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| The Valuable Scamps
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| Kenny Kockblock Mcdiver, Opaque and Erik Small the house mouse
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| Get on the heads arouse whether it’s outside or in the house
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| (You know you’re stuck)
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| You suck so you have to depend on pure luck
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| (I really wanna fuck but something wrong with my dick
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| Either I can’t get it up or I cum to quick)
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| Maybe the sick
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| (Nah, but I jerk off to much
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| And I’ve been to much in a dutch and such and such)
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| I watch you spill my guts and take it easy |
| (Do the broads life)
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| They say I’m a bit sleazy
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| Slick hair is greasy
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| (We tailing 'em tramps)
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| We forever gon be the Valuable Scamps |