| So I says to the guy «Hey, I’m writing a screenplay»
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| But Pavlov did pair it with an unconditioned stimulus for a reason
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| And whoever murdered prophecy can expect a prize from me
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| And at the exact same time in a totally different novel much stickier than this
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| one came the life of a salesman when card houses crumble
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| Dammit what word rhymes with «Hide the spike?»
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| Hey uh… can I borrow one of those cigarettes?
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| I don’t know, I don’t smoke
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| Everyone I know is hollow
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| So what am I to do I can’t follow
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| Their footsteps If I wanna see tomorrow
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| I keep my chin even with the sun of the evening
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| So I don’t succumb to the sorrow
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| Scarred and hardened is my heart of charcoal
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| The garden of weight to harness equates that of a car load
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| Borrow me five dollars for the art show
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| I’ll pay you back the day I sell my gargoyle
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| Hard boil my eggs with a side of cardboard
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| Carve my name in the barn to alarm all the farm folk
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| My ego problem’s just a parcel
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| Vertically I cruise currently enthused to surgically remove my barcode |
| Momma’s little boy seems to have some awful bizarre goals
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| He’s not moving 'til the fungus in his jar grows
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| He’s got a hair on his arm for every dart thrown
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| Hoping the bridge he built of gasoline-soaked yarn holds
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| For the followers, the deputies and the marshals
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| And especially the MCs who haven’t yet had their card pulled
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| I roam the streets with a necklace made of shark skulls
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| And a tooth in the ground that’s how I leave my mark
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| Don’t you think American Beauty was way better than Fight Club?
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| I mean did Einstein reject quantum mechanics because uncertainties for devils
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| or is that flower just not worth plucking?
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| It’s intriguing, jeez this fucking phone cords
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| I know a song you don’t know
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| I bet this glass will still be see-through next year
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| Hey uh… c-could you order me another beer?
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| I don’t know, I don’t drink
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| I used to always talk shit about MCs, but then I realized
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| I gotta grow up one day you see, now I’m more civilized
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| But, that is why you pitiful guys didn’t die when victimized
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| Cause I still got it in me to bend a sissy and send him to his demise, |
| pus drips from a bitter sky
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| What’s this from is it my karma?
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| The snake eats its tail Wake me up fail to break free from jail
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| Flaky and stale’s my armor
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| 18 and frail as cardboard It’s a hard chore escaping from hell
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| Pardon me for my language your honor
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| But lately I feel anguished conquering my inner power
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| A martyr racing a snail a yard or so behind
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| I’m wandering through the forest like a poor little coward
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| How were the head games that you experienced?
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| I nearly pissed my pants as I missed my chance to be
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| Seriously advanced
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| Spiritually enhanced
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| I’d watch the flame flicker and dance but I can’t my man I got plans
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| I stand strong with my hand on the mic
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| Tryna freestyle the answers to life
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| Cause uh, you know I consider myself a pretty good freestyler
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| Yeah I like the sound of that (So what happens next?)
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| What happens in that space between «I love you"and…
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| Gödel's theorem suggests certain information can travel faster than the speed
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| of light
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| But I keep flashing back to the first time I broke my teeth |
| But I’m on Mars
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| So smile strong, breathe good
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| The writer of this riddle is dead
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| Walking, walking, running, left
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| What’s really going on? |