| Piggy met baby in a disco bar
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| Baby said, what a cute little piggy you are
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| When he took one look at her rocket tits
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| He smiled real wide and said «Baby, you’re it»
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| Piggy said baby won’t you come with me
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| My little place is three steps away
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| Piggy gonna take us both to paradise
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| He said «Come on little baby, won’t you please be nice»
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| So Piggy and Baby sauntered into his crib
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| Said, «here it is baby, this is where I live»
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| Won’t you take a load off, can I fix you a drink
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| Baby turned real slowly and said, «Piggy you stink»
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| Piggy said baby, do you have a smoke?
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| Baby said no, she was tryin to quit
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| Piggy was speechless for a couple of beats
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| When his jaw dropped open and he said… «shit»
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| Now Piggy and Baby had some swingin times
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| And though piggy was stupid
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| Baby sure didn’t mind
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| Baby said, «lets go straight to the stars»
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| And Piggy said
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| «huh? |
| … whatever»
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| Baby and Piggy took a walk in the park
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| It seems that Piggy was in kind of a fix
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| He owed seven bills to a couple of sharks
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| Who were gettin kind of itchy in their finger-tips
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| So they figured it was best to clear out for a while
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| Piggy had lots of friends, or so he would boast
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| And his little piggy habit was kind of out of control
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| So they packed up his Lincoln, and head for the coast
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| Baby started smokin again on the way
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| Piggy’s little habit was making him sweat
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| So they stopped off in Vegas for a couple of days
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| To scam some cash up and make a few bets
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| They went and shacked up in a place on the strip
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| Piggy made some calls and Baby got sick
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| Baby turned to Piggy with a desparate plea
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| «C'mon Piggy, you know what we need»
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| But the problem, you see, was that they were broke as shit
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| So Piggy asked Baby if she’d turn a few tricks
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| She argued at first, but she finally agreed
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| With a couple of shiners, she hit the street
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| Now Piggy felt good, and piggy felt mean
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| And Piggy was high on his self esteem
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| So he pulled out his piece, in front of a cop
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| But the cop said «Fuck you» and Piggy got popped |