| Here’s something to think about
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| Where would we be without nasty habits, nasty habits
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| Makes me want to scream and shout
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| Life would be so dull without nasty habits, nasty habits
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| All those naughty little things that we don’t discuss publicly
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| Nasty habits, nasty habits
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| Tell me your secrets, tell me your name, tell me your secrets
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| Does it please you to employ little girls or little boys
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| Nasty habits, nasty habits
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| Do you like to romp and play by yourself when they’re away
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| Nasty affair what do I care
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| Do you peek at magazines filled with doggies and leather queens
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| Nasty habits, nasty habits
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| Tell me your secrets that no one should hear
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| Whisper them softly into my ear I won’t tell, I won’t tell
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| People act so proper when they’re going 'bout their business
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| Cup of coffee, lock the door and shut the curtains
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| Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion
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| No one will know
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| No one will know
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| Nasty habits I must condone
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| No one knows what I do when I’m all alone
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| Nasty habits I’m so ashamed
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| Nasty habits here to stay now they’ll never go away
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| Try and stop you’ll have to pay
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| Nasty habits are here to stay
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| (Repeat chorus)
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| Nasty habits I must condone
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| No one knows what I do when I’m all alone
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| Nasty habits I’m so ashamed
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| But we must not let that stop our little game
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| Nasty habits are so much fun
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| Nasty habits here to stay now they’ll never go away
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| Try and stop you’ll have to pay
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| Nasty habits are here to stay |