| I’m, I’m good at wasting time
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| I think lyrics need to rhyme
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| And you’re not asking
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| But I’m trying to grow a mustache
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| I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
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| And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
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| Otherwise it smells like feet to me
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| And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
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| And I love you when you say my name
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| If you wanna know
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| Here it goes
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| Gonna tell you this
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| The part of me that’ll show if you’re close
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| Gonna let you see everything
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| But remember that you asked for it
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| I’ll try to do my best to impress
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| But it’s easier to let you take a guess at the rest
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| But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
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| My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?
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| At times confusing, slightly amusing
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| Introducing me
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| I never trust a dog to watch my food
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| And I like to use to the word «dude»
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| As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
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| And I’ve never really been into cars
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| I like really cool guitars and superheroes
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| And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
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| I love the sound of violins
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| And making someone smile
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| If you wanna know
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| Here it goes
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| Gonna tell you this
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| The part of me that’ll show if you’re close
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| Gonna let you see everything
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| But remember that you asked for it
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| I’ll try to do my best to impress
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| But it’s easier to let you take a guess at the rest
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| But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
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| My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?
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| At times confusing, possibly amusing
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| Introducing me
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| Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
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| So be careful when you ask next time
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| So if you wanna know
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| Here it goes
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| Gonna tell you this
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| The part of me that’ll show if you’re close
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| Gonna let you see everything
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| But remember that you asked for it
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| I’ll try to do my best to impress
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| But it’s easier to let you take a guess at the rest
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| But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
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| My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?
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| At times confusing, hopefully amusing
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| Introducing me
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| Introducing me |