| Well, I caught my eye in the mirror
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| And gave it a long and loving inspection
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| «There stands some kind of man,» I roared
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| And there did, in the reflection
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| My hair combed back like a raven’s wing
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| My muscles hard and tight
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| And curling from the business end of my gun
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| Was a query-mark of cordite
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| Well I spun to the left and I spun to the right
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| And I spun to the left again
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| «Well, fear me! |
| Fear me! |
| Fear me!»
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| No one did cause they were dead
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| Huh, oh, my God
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| And then there came the police sirens wailing
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| And a bullhorn squelched and blared
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| «Drop your weapons and come out
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| With your hands in the air!»
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| Well, I checked the chamber of my gun
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| Saw one final bullet left
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| And my hand looked almost human
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| As I raised it to my head
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| «Drop your weapons and come out!
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| Keep your hands above your head!»
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| I took one long hard think about dying
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| And did exactly what they said
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| There must have been fifty cops out there
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| In a circle around O’Malley’s Bar
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| «Don't shoot,» I cried, «I'm a man unarmed!»
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| So they put me in the car
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| And they sped me away from that terrible scene
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| And I glanced out of the window
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| Saw O’Malley’s Bar, saw the cops and the cars
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| And I started counting on my fingers
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| One, two, three, four
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| Oh my God
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| O’Malley’s Bar
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| O’Malley’s Bar
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| O’Malley’s Bar
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| O’Malley’s Bar
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| O’Malley’s Bar
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| O’Malley’s Bar
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| O’Malley’s Bar
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| O’Malley’s Bar
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| O’Malley’s Bar
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| O’Malley’s Bar
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| Oh my God
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| Well, you know those fish with the swollen lips
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| That clean the ocean floor
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| When I looked at poor old O’Malley’s wife
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| Well that’s exactly what I saw
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| «I have no free will», I sang
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| And I flew about the murder
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| Mrs.Richard Holmes, she screamed-
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| You really should have heard her
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| Well, I sang and I laughed, I howled and I wept
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| I panted like a pup
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| I blew a hole in Mrs. Richard Holmes
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| And her husband stupidly stood up
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| As he screamed, «You are an evil man!»
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| And I paused a while to wonder
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| «If I have no free will then how can I
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| Be morally culpable?» |
| I wonder
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| And with blazing wings I neatly aimed
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| Blew his head completely off
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| And I turned my gun on the bird-like Mr. Brooks
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| I thought of Saint Francis and his sparrows
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| And as I shot down the youthful Richardson
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| It was Sebastian I thought of, and his arrows
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| I said, «I want to introduce myself
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| And I am glad that all you came»
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| And I leapt upon the bar
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| And I shouted down my name |