| Father says it, mother says it Sister says it, brother says it Uncle says it, Auntie says it Everyone at the party says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The horse says it, the pig says it The judge in his wig says it The fox and the rabbit
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| And the nun in her habit says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| My mate Bill Gates says it The President of the United States says it The slacker and the worker
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| The girl in her burqa says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The general with his tank says it The man at the bank says it The soldier with his rocket
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| And the mouse in my pocket says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The drug-addled wreck
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| With a needle in his neck says it The drunk says it, punk says it The brave Buddhist monk says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Hit me up, baby, and knock me down
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| Drop what you’re doing and come around
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| We can hold hands till the sun goes down
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| Cause I know
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| That you
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| And I Can be Together
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| Cause I love you
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| The blind referee says it The unlucky amputee says it The giant killer bee
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| Landing on my knee says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The cop with his breathalyser
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| The paddy with his fertiliser
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| The man in the basement
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| That’s getting a taste for it says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The fucked-up Rastafarian says it The dribbling libertarian says it The sweet little Goth
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| With the ears of cloth says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe’I’m on fire
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| The cross-over country singer says it The hump-backed bell ringer says it The swinger, the flinger
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| The outraged right-winger says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The man going hiking says it The misunderstood Viking says it The man at the rodeo
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| And the lonely old Eskimo says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The mild little Christian says it The wild Sonny Liston says it The pimp and the gimp
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| And the guy with the limp says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The blind piano tuner says it The Las Vegas crooner says it The hooligan mooner
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| Holding a schooner says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The Chinese contortionist says it The backyard abortionist says it The poor Pakistani
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| With his lamb Bhirriani says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The hopeless defendant says it The toilet attendant says it The pornographer, the stenographer
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| The fashion photographer says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The college professor says it The vicious cross-dresser says it Grandma and Grandpa
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| In the back of the car says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The hack at the doorstep says it The midwife with her forceps says it The demented young lady
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| Who is roasting her baby
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| On the fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The athlete with his hernia says it Picasso with his Guernica says it My wife with her furniture
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| Everybody!
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The laughing hyena says it The homesick polish cleaner says it The man from the Klan
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| With a torch in his hand says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The Chinese herbologist says it The Christian apologist says it The dog and the frog
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| Sitting on a log says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The foxhunting toff says it The horrible moth says it The doomed homosexual
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| With the persistent cough says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The Papist with his soul says it The rapist on a roll says it Jack says it, Jill says it As they roll down the hill
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The clever circus flea says it The sailor on the sea says it The man from the Daily Mail
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| With his dead refugee says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The hymen-busting Zulu says it The proud kangaroo says it The koala, the echidna
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| And the platypus too says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The disgraced country vicar says it The crazed guitar picker says it The beatnik, the peacenik
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| The apparachick says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The deranged midnight stalker says it Garcia Lorca says it The hit man, Walt Whitman
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| And the haliototic talker says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The wine taster with his nose says it The fireman with his hose says it The pedestrian, the equestrian |
| The tap-dancer with his toes says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The beast in the beauty pageant
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| The pimply real estate agent
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| The beach-comber, the roamer
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| The girl in a coma says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The old rock’n’roller
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| With his two-seater stroller
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| And the fan in the van
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| With the abominable plan says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The menstruating Jewess says it The nervous stewardess says it The hijacker, the backpacker
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| The cunning safecracker says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The sports commentator says it The old alligator says it The tennis pro with his racquet
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| The loon in the straight jacket
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The butcher with his cleaver says it The mad basket weaver says it The jaded boxing writer
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| And the glass-jawed fighter says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The old town cryer says it The inveterate liar says it The pilchard, the bream
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| And the trout in the stream
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The war correspondent says it The enthused and the despondent says it The electrician, the mortician
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| And the man going fishin’says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The cattleman from Down Under says it The patriot with his plunder says it Watching a boat of full of refugees
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| Sinking into the sea
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The silicone junky says it The corporate flunky says it The Italian designer
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| With his rickshaw in China says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The trucker with his juggernaut says it The lost astronaut says it The share cropper, the bent copper
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| The compulsive shopper says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| The Viennese vampire says it The cowboy round his campfire says it The game show panellist
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| The Jungian analyst says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Warren says it, Blixa says it The lighting guy and mixer says it Mick says it, Marty says it Everyone at the party says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on Fire
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| The hairy arachnophobic says it The scary agoraphobic says it The mother, the brother
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| And the decomposing lover says
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| Babe, I’m on fire
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| Babe, I’m on fire |