Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Lentil Nightmare, artist - Neil
Date of issue: 23.01.1994
Song language: English
Lentil Nightmare |
I am having a lentil nightmare |
Everything has gone black |
Except for the lentils in the nightmare |
And they’re a sort of greeny, yellowy sort of colour |
Ah ah it’s the demon lentil king |
With his phallics of blood crazed virgins |
Riding on their motorbikes through the hurricanes of doom |
To destroy everything in the universe |
Wearing horrible viking helmets |
And driving much too fast |
And they are probably over the limit as well and |
I bet they have not paid any tax either |
Lentil nightmare |
Kill kill kill I want veins in my teeth |
Kill kill kill give me some kangaroo meat quickly |
Lentil Nightmare |
«and though for long he had lain low in the quietness and in the |
Darkness, NOW WAS THE MOMENT and with one terrifying leap he sprang out of the |
Wardrobe wearing nothing but his Y-fronts and a pair of Wellington boots and, |
spying |
Himself in the mirror, he ripped in to one of the most amazing lead solos |
On the tennis racket since Jimmy Hendrix on the Lulu show, his machine heads |
Glistening as he stood in a warrior pose thrusting through a wall of sound |
His high precision fingers reaching a searing climax and he did make mighty |
Battle with the empty bottles of Tizer on the bookshelf, and he did spend |
10 minutes in deathly combat with the duvet until it was vanquished and then |
With stealth, he drew near his foe and in one all powerful blow he smote |
The curtains bringing them down in a heap at his feet, and then he faced his |
Adversary, does anyone have a mini-cab number?» |