Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Golf Girl, artist - Neil
Date of issue: 23.01.1994
Song language: English
Golf Girl |
Standing on a golf course |
Dressed in PVC |
I chanced upon a golf girl |
Selling cups of tea |
She asked me did I want one |
Asked me with a grin |
«For a threepence you can have one |
Full right to the brim» |
So of course I had to have one |
In fact I ordered three |
So I could watch the golf girl |
Could see she fancied me |
Her name was Pat |
And we sat under a tree |
She kissed me |
Well, she said she would |
If I went away again really quickly |
She asked me did I want one |
She hadn’t gone all day |
Then she would call the policeman |
If I didn’t go away |
So of course I had to have one |
In fact I ordered three |
So I could watch the golf girl |
Could see she fancied me |
And later on the golf course |
After drinking tea |
It started raining golf balls |
And she protected me |
Her name was Pat |
Yeah |
And we sat under a tree |
She kissed me |
We’d go for walks |
(Go for walks) |
In the fine weather |
(In the fine weather) |
In the all together |
Hey, I just had a really great idea |
Why don’t we take off all our clothes |
And jump in the sand pits |
Oh, come on |
Oh, it’s a bit wet |
Yeah |
Yeah, brilliant |
Come on |
Oh look, I found some golf balls |
Yeah |
Oh, that was brilliant |
Can I have my clothes back now |
Hey, you’re not a golf girl |
(No, Neil, I’m your fairy godmother |
And I’ve come to shop you to the police |
You dirty little bastard) |
Oh no |
(Get in that van, slick) |
Ow |
Are you the nice policeman or a nasty one |
Ow |
Standing on a golf course |
Drinking cups of tea |
I chanced upon a golf girl |
Dressed in PVC |
And later on the golf course |
After drinking tea |
It started raining policemen |
And they arrested me |
(This is really serious) |
I was only jumping in the sand pits |
(You're gonna get ten years for this) |
Ow |
(Now, hold out your hands |
While I kick you in the bollocks) |
Aren’t you going to say |
«Anything you say will be taken down |
And used in evidence» against me |
And then I can say «trousers» |
And it be, like, a really good joke |
Ow |
Ow |