| Said you were headed for a better life and then you did leave
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| With nothing but a goodbye note with some misspelled profanity
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| Swore you’d be in long limousines, staring at your name in lights
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| But a friend of a friend of a enemy of yours just set me right
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| Said you were doing real, real bad and on the streets again
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| Well I tried real hard and I acted so sad, but couldn’t hide my grin
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| I can’t hide the way I feel, I was raised an honest man
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| I love to enjoy about every laugh I can
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| 'Cause the best news that I get is bad news about you
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| But I’ve done my time and cleared my mind
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| Tell you what I’m gonna do
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| Never thought I’d start drinking again
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| But the best reason that I’ve found
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| Here’s to your destruction, I’ll even buy this round
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| I need one for your old dead granny
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| One for your Uncle Joe
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| Hey, that old man’s a pedophile, hell everybody knows
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| If I see your big fat momma, you can tell her she better run
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| If she ain’t dead already, I’m shooting my gun
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| I was born poor, I’ll die poor, but I do the best I can
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| I’ll sit here with dog shit and feel like the world’s richest man
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| Screaming one! |
| No, no! |
| Second thought, bring two!
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| I’ll sit here and finish my beer while the world finishes you
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| Never, never thought I’d start drinking again
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| But the best reason that I’ve found
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| Here’s to your destruction, I’ll even buy this round |