| His name is Johnny Jr. but his friends call him Hot Rod
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| And he’s rummaging through an old Ford graveyard
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| He’s a dirt track demon don’t care what you say
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| And he’s working on a plan to blow 'em all away
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| He got a last minute sponsor from the Catfish Cafe
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| Got drunk and hauled it down to Kentucky Motor Speedway
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| But he was too coked up to wait for the starter’s flag
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| So he flipped 'em all off and said «So long, fags!»
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| Let’s go!
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| Well, he crashed through the wall when he blew out a tire
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| Took out the first row and caught the concession stand on fire
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| When they pulled him from the wreckage he said «Damn, did we not win»
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| They said «No you stupid boy, you just fucked up again.» |