| The urge is too much to take
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| All I can think about is playing with myself
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| It’s time to masturbate
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| I’ve got my Hustler and I don’t need nothin' else
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| Ginger… Ginger
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| My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
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| But the girls of porn want more
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| So I flip throught the pages one more time
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| And I just let the jism fly
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| Yeah yeah yeah
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| A quarter for a peep show
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| A private booth or talking to a naked whore
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| XXX video
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| 976 and I can whack it on the phone
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| Nobody’s home, I’m alone
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| The Devil in Miss Jones
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| Nobody’s home, I’m alone
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| Aja & John Holmes
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| We got gushing gonads, tingling tushes
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| Hairy balls and hairy bushes
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| S & M, whips and chains
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| Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
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| We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
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| Finger bangs and slapping cheeks
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| We got rape, necro & both ways
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| And lots of hung studs for all you gays
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| We got incest & bestiality too
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| We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
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| We got girls who’ll eat your pee and poo
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| And guys who’d love to fuck your shoe
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| There’s she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
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| And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
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| Senior citizens who love to watch
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| And sniff those skid marks from your crotch — yeah!
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| Ain’t got no woman next to me
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| I just got this magazine
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| And what’s on the TV screen
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| But that’s okay with me
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| I was trained to fuck you baby… |