| I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
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| And knock her upper during supper
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| Clutter up her butter gutter
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| Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
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| While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
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| Your Milky Way is M’n’M in your britches
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| And I’ll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
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| Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
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| I’m gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum
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| Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby
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| I was givin’some head to some french bread
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| It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
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| French kissin’french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
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| I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon
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| I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
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| I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
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| Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
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| Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans
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| Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
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| With Big Mac he’ll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
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| Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny’s loose caboose
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| He’s gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
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| Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
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| Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
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| Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
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| From the skeez disease, wooi!
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| Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
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| Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown &runny
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| Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
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| Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin’rump roast
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| Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
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| Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
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| Bananarama or ramabanana
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| Fuckin’Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana
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| Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna
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| You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
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| Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
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| Cookin’like a beginner, but I’m goin’up in her
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| I had Fritos for lunch I’m havin’bush for dinner
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| Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
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| Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
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| «Holy moly, guacamole!"said my Chips Ahoy
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| I’m gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
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| Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby
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| We came to pottie… we came to pottie down your throat |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Squeeze Me Macaroni, artist - Mr. Bungle. Album song The Studio Album Collection, in the genre Иностранный рок