| Tell me your weakness
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| Oh I keep it a secret
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| Oh come on just one vice
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| Okay, it’s vodka on ice
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| But then there’s women on bikes
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| Or just the women who straddle
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| Oh now you are a handful
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| I forgot about handfuls
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| Tell me your fears
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| Okay, it’s everyone here
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| You mean just all of the people?
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| Yeah, and all of their peers
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| And all of their pets, and their chandeliers
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| And their cigarettes
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| I haven’t smoked in years!
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| I can hardly stand the sight. |
| (Of it all)
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| I can hardly stand the sound. |
| (Of it all)
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| I can hardly stand the taste. |
| (Of it all)
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| I can hardly stand the smell. |
| (Of it all)
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| Talk about space
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| Well, it’s a beautiful place!
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| But it’s so damn cold!
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| Sure, for the human race
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| But for the planets and the stars
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| And everything else and Mars
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| It’s like paradise
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| Spread out with a butter knife
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| I can hardly stand the sight. |
| (Of it all)
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| I can hardly stand the sound. |
| (Of it all)
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| I can hardly stand the taste. |
| (Of it all)
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| I can hardly stand the smell. |
| (Of it all)
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| I can hardly stand, I can hardly stand!
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| And they don’t even know
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| Everyone’s f-d and they don’t even know
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| Everyone’s f-d
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| Everyone’s f-d
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| Everyone’s f-d
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| Everyone’s f-d and they don’t even know
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| Everyone’s f-d and they don’t even know
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| They don’t even know
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| They don’t even know
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| I can hardly stand the sight. |
| (Of it all)
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| I can hardly stand the sound. |
| (Of it all)
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| I can hardly stand the taste. |
| (Of it all)
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| I can hardly stand the smell. |
| (Of it all)
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| I can hardly stand, I can hardly stand!
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| Everybody’s f-d and they don’t even know
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| Everybody’s fucked and they don’t even know |