| You and me, we’re not the same
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| I am a sinner, you are a saint
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| When we get to the pearly gates
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| You’ll get the green light
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| I’ll get the old door in the face
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| Doo-doo-doo
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| I’m a loser, a disgrace
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| Yeah!
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| I’ve found love in the strangest place
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| Tied up and branded, locked in a cage
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| I say I’m gonna stage a great escape
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| Let loose a love all pent up and painfully out of place
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| Doo-doo-doo
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| I’m a loser, a disgrace
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| You’re a beauty, a luminary, in my face
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| I’ve got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot
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| I’ve got problems
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| Not just ones that are little
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| It’s those people problems
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| That’s something to consider
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| When you come for dinner at my place
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| Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
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| Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
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| Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
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| Yeah!
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| I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames
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| They get the ball on me
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| Not to forget the chains
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Some say strange be a stranger’s game
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| Some go to baseball
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| Some go debase a face they can’t seem to save
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| They can’t seem to say
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| Doo-doo-doo
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| I’m a loser, a disgrace
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| You’re a beauty, a luminary, in my face
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| I’ve got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot
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| I’ve got problems
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| Not just ones that are little
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| It’s those people problems
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| That’s something to consider
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| When you come for dinner at my place
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| Woo!
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| Yeah!
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| Hahahaha!
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| I’ve got problems
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| Not just ones that are little
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| It’s those people problems
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| That’s something to consider
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| When you come for dinner at my
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| Something to consider
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| When you come to dinner at my place |