Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Medical Love Song (Monty Python Sings), artist - Monty Python. Album song Monty Python Sings (Again), in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 31.12.2013
Record label: Virgin
Song language: English
Medical Love Song (Monty Python Sings) |
Inflammation of the foreskin |
Reminds me of your smile |
I’ve had balanital chancroids |
For quite a little while |
I gave my heart to NSU (Non-Specific Urethritis) |
That lovely night in June |
I ache for you, my darling |
And I hope you’ll get well soon |
My penile warts, your herpes |
My syphilitic sore |
Your monilial infection |
How I miss you more and more |
Your dobies itch my scrum-pox |
Ah, lovely gonorrhea |
At least we both were lying |
When we said that we were clear |
Our syphilitic kisses |
Sealed the secret of our tryst |
You gave me scrotal pustules |
With a quick flick of your wrist |
Your trichovaginitis |
Sent shivers down my spine |
I got snail tracks in my anus |
When your spirochetes met mine |
Gonococcal urethritis |
Streptococcal balanitis |
Meningomyelitis |
Diplococcal catholitis |
Epidydimitis |
Interstitial keratitis |
Syphilitic coronitis |
And anterior ureitis |
My clapped-out genitalia |
Is not so bad for me |
As the complete and utter failure |
Every time I try to pee |
My doctor says my buboes |
Are the worst he’s ever seen |
My scrotum’s painted orange |
And my balls are turning green |
My heart is very tender |
Though my parts are awful raw |
You might have been infected |
But you never were a bore |
I’m dying of your love, my love |
I’m your spirochaetal clown |
I’ve left my body to science |
But I’m afraid they’ve turned it down |
Gonococcal urethritis |
Streptococcal balanitis |
Meningomyelitis |
Diplococcal catholitis |
Epidydimitis |
Interstitial keratitis |
Syphilitic coronitis |
And anterior ureitis |