| And it came to pass that St Victor was taken from this place to another place
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| Where he was lain upon pillows of silk
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| And made to rest himself amongst sheets of muslin and velvet.
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| And there stroked was he by maidens of the Orient.
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| For sixteen days and nights stroked they him, yea verily and caressed him.
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| His hair, ruffled they.
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| And their fingers rubbethed they in oil of olives,
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| and runneth them across all parts of his body for as much as to soothe him.
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| And the soles of his feet licked they.
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| And the upper parts of his thigh did they anoint with the balm of forbidden
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| trees.
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| And with the teeth of their mouths,
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| nibbleth they the pointed bits at the top of his ears.
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| Yea verily, and did their tongues thereof make themselves acquainted
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| with his most secret places.
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| For fifteen days and nights did Victor withstand these maidens.
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| But on the sixteenth day he cried out, saying
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| «This is fantastic!
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| Oh, this is terrific!»
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| And the Lord did hear the cry of Victor.
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| And verily came He down and slew the maidens.
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| And caused their cotton wool buds to blow away,
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| and their Kleenex to be laid waste utterly.
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| And Victor, in his anguish, cried out that the Lord was a rotten bastard.
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| And the Lord sent an angel to comfort Victor for the weekend.
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| And entered they together the Jaccuzzi.
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| Here endeth the lesson. |