Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song French Taunter, artist - Monty Python. Album song The Ultimate Monty Python Rip Off, in the genre Саундтреки
Date of issue: 31.12.1993
Record label: Virgin
Song language: English
French Taunter |
Hello? |
…Hello?! |
Hello? |
Who is it? |
It Is King Arthur and these are my knights of the round table, |
whose castle is this? |
This is the castle of my master, Du eiut of lalamba! |
Go and tell your master that we have been charged by god, |
with a sacred quest. |
If you will give us food and shelter for |
the night, he can join us in our quest for the holy grail. |
Well, i’ll ask him but i dont think he will be very keen! |
Uh, he’s already got one you see! |
WHAT!?! |
He says they already got one! |
Are you sure he’s got one? |
Oh yes its a very nice! |
uh i told them we already got one! |
hehe |
(snickers behind wall) |
Well, uh, can we come up and have a look? |
OF COURSE not! |
You are english Type! |
Well what are you then?! |
I’m french! |
Why do you think i have this outragious accent you silly |
king! |
What are you doing in England? |
Mind your own buisness! |
If you are will not show us the grail, we shall have to take your castle |
by force! |
You dont frighten us you English pig dogs! |
Go and boil your bottoms! |
Son of a silly person! |
I’ll blow my nose at you, so called Arthur king! |
You and all your silly |
English cunnnnnnnnnigits! |
TTHPPBPBB!!(making fart nosies with tongue) |
What a strange person… |
Now look her my good man. |
I dont wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot |
trough water! |
I’ll fart in your general direction! |
Your mother was a |
hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!! |
Is there someone else up there we can talk to? |
NO! |
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! |
ah well unfortunatley, our projecter has broken down, and |
the other one is still at the theatre shop, so, uh while I |
get Sheila to get around and see if it’s ready, |
and here’s a recording of an inbreaker. |