Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Every Sperm Is Sacred, artist - Monty Python. Album song Monty Python Sings (Again), in the genre Date of issue: 31.12.2013
Record label: Virgin
Song language: English
Every Sperm Is Sacred |
| There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists |
| There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then |
| There are those that follow Mohammed but |
| I’ve never been one of them |
| I’m a Roman Catholic |
| And have been since before I were born |
| And the one thing they say about Catholics is |
| They’ll take you as soon as you’re warm |
| You don’t have to be a six footer |
| You don’t have to have a great brain |
| You don’t have to have any clothes on |
| You’re a Catholic the moment Dad came |
| Because |
| Every sperm is sacred |
| Every sperm is great |
| If a sperm is wasted |
| God gets quite irate |
| Every sperm is sacred |
| Every sperm is great |
| If a sperm is wasted |
| God gets quite irate |
| Let the heathen spill theirs |
| On the dusty ground |
| God shall make them pay |
| For each sperm that can’t be found |
| Every sperm is wanted |
| Every sperm is good |
| Every sperm is needed |
| In your neighborhood |
| Hindu, Taoist, Mormon |
| Spill theirs just anywhere |
| But God loves those who treat their |
| Semen with more care |
| Every sperm is sacred |
| Every sperm is great |
| If a sperm is wasted |
| God gets quite irate |
| Every sperm is sacred |
| Every sperm is good |
| Every sperm is needed |
| In your neighborhood |
| Every sperm is useful |
| Every sperm is fine |
| God needs everybody’s |
| Mine, and mine, and mine |
| Let the pagans spill theirs |
| O’er mountain, hill and plain |
| God shall strike them down for |
| Each sperm that’s spilt in vain |
| Every sperm is sacred |
| Every sperm is good |
| Every sperm is needed |
| In your neighborhood |
| Every sperm is sacred |
| Every sperm is great |
| If a sperm is wasted |
| God gets quite irate |