Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bruces' Philosophers' Song, artist - Monty Python. Album song The Ultimate Monty Python Rip Off, in the genre Саундтреки
Date of issue: 31.12.1993
Record label: Virgin
Song language: English
Bruces' Philosophers' Song |
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant |
Who was very rarely stable |
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar |
Who could think you under the table |
David Hume could out-consume |
Schopenhauer and Hegel |
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine |
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel |
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya |
'Bout the raising of the wrist |
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed |
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will |
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill |
Plato, they say, could stick it away |
Half a crate of whiskey every day |
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle |
Hobbes was fond of his dram |
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart |
«I drink, therefore I am» |
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed |
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed |