| Steamship or a diesel train of tar and poison gas
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| It’s comin' your way your lungs turn grey
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| Lookin' at me but whatcha gonna say?
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| There’s a price to pay 'cuz I’m here to stay
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| So don’t start thinkin' nothin'
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| I might not have a dime to speak of
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| But the man he gave me somethin'
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| Just move over you’re a second hand smoker
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| I’m the real mccoy call me a first class choker
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| Hide your baby she might get cancer
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| If she plays with me she’ll die much faster
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| Your little league champ of a kid might say
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| I think he’s kinda cool
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| But you shut him up quick with a smack and a kick
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| Too bad for the kid that his dad’s a dick
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| You smelled like brut when you left the house
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| Now your clothes are smelling like my mouth
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| Your anniversary could’ve been divine
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| No thanks to me yo better luck next time
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| Just move over you’re a second hand smoker
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| I’m the real mccoy call me a first class choker
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| Hide your baby she might get cancer
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| If she plays with me she’ll die much faster
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| So you don’t mind can I be polite?
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| You know maybe it’s not so bad |
| Suck one of these and you might find
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| The best friend a man ever had
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| So you think you might complain to the manager
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| You better just keep your place
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| Unless you’d like my loaded ashtray
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| Flyin' at your face bitch |