Lyrics Paperboy - Moistboyz

Paperboy

4 o´clock in the morning, throw the roll on the lawn
fuckers do it in their beds, at the crack of dawn.
Makin´ money with a teenage toy, a little less than a pawn.
Collecting few dollars at your neighbor door
With a wake and a yawn.
Call you hermaphrodite, ´cause you can fuck yourself
You´ll never get it right, why don´t you kill yourself.
Rollin´ in about 5: 15, still ahead of the gain
Casting your pearls before swine, boy, then your time will change
Fat lady with the moo moo hair, like a dog with a mange
Mister nickelback calling with his cheap ass hand, story´s always the same.
Shoot your dog in the head, not even making noise
Wish you were fuckin´ dead, ´cause you´re the paperboy
Kids are laughin´ as you roll the streets,
say you´re old and lame.
Same damn cop shines the light in your face, he sees you every day.
Porch monkey tweeters sneaking back inside, such a stupid game
Sunrise superman makin´ scene, such a goddamn shame.
Gettin´ sick ´n tired of being self-employed
You never can retire ´cause you´re the paperboy!